Jack Clark is a Doodyhead

Former Cardinal player, and current analyst for the team, Jack Clark, pictured below in all his unibrow glory, said recently that the St. Louis Cardinals have "poopy in their pants."  I wish I was making that up, but that, my friends is a direct quote.  In case you do think I'm making it up, the audio is directly below his hideous, ogre-like, child-eating smile.

Poopy. In their pants.  Poopy.  That's a fun word...