Best Promotion Ever!

As I delve into the world of hyperbole, this is easily the best promotion of all time.  The Washington Nationals are offering two free season tickets with the purchase of two.  That's right, you and your 3 buddies can get season tickets to see the Washington Nationals and split it up at half the regular price.  Isn't that a deal!!!

Or...

...it's a sign to Nationals fans that there is no hope for next season.  After all, Strasburg is already shut down for most of the season.  Harper is going to spend the year in the Minors.  Adam Dunn probably won't be back next season.  Nyger Morgan will be spending half the season in anger management with Dr. Buddy Rydell.  Ryan Zimmerman is bound to have another good season that goes unnoticed.  And Top Chef will not be returning for another concession stand challenge.  Pack it in, Nationals fans.  We'll see you in 2012.